I have been playing in the Wayback Machine and putting some of my old blog addresses in there to see what the internet remembers about me. It has been a grand old trip down memory lane.
Posted on 02.15.06 13:00 – Suspira’s Web
Awkward moment…
Client: Thank you for your help. You’re brilliant! You wouldn’t like to come and work for me, would you?
Me: Ah… *looking at the database and realising which firm it was* Well, as a matter of fact, I applied for a job going at your office about seven years ago.
Client: …
Me: Obviously I didn’t get the job.
Client: Why not?
Me: Because I didn’t know how to use the typewriter, I suspect.
Spreegirl – 11/24/2004
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— Ren @ 3:19 pm
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will. not. gouge. out. my. eyes. with. the. staple. remover.
No matter how stupid the customers are, I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
Some things never change.
