I have been playing in the Wayback Machine and putting some of my old blog addresses in there to see what the internet remembers about me. It has been a grand old trip down memory lane.

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Posted on 02.15.06 13:00 – Suspira’s Web

Awkward moment…

Client: Thank you for your help. You’re brilliant! You wouldn’t like to come and work for me, would you?
Me: Ah… *looking at the database and realising which firm it was* Well, as a matter of fact, I applied for a job going at your office about seven years ago.
Client: …
Me: Obviously I didn’t get the job.
Client: Why not?
Me: Because I didn’t know how to use the typewriter, I suspect.

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Spreegirl – 11/24/2004

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• Helldesk

— Ren @ 3:19 pm

I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.
I will. not. gouge. out. my. eyes. with. the. staple. remover.

No matter how stupid the customers are, I will not gouge out my eyes with the staple remover.

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Some things never change.